Our Father who art in Hendon
                                                                     Harrow be thy name
                                                                      Thy Kingston come
                                                                                                       Thy Wimbledon
                                                                                            In Erith as it is in Hendon
                                                                              Give us this day our Berkhampstead
                                                                                    And forgive us our Westminsters
                                                                 As we forgive those who Westminster against us
                                                                                     Lead us not into Thames Ditton
                                                                                          But deliver us from Ealing
                                                                                            For thine is the Kingston
                                                                                         The Purley and the Crawley
                                                                                                  For Esher and Esher
                                                                                                            Crouch End